You're a troll

Here is a word that needs to go away "Foodie". People are like, "Oh, I love food. I'm a total foodie. I eat all the time." Somehow saying that you are a foodie is a good thing? Guess what? It isn't! Basically you're saying, "Hey I like food, but I don't want to be known as a fat troll. So I say I'm a foodie." We all know you go out with your friends order two entrees and then say you're a foodie. Just own who you are! You're a typical American who over-eats. I never call myself a foodie, I know what I am, a troll. Being a troll is not a bad thing. It means you like to eat food in large amounts. Own it! Below is a picture of a regular lady eating food. What makes this picture special? Nothing, but she probably tells her friends she's a foodie.