Puzzled...

Today I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. everything seemed normal and went just fine. There was one thing that happened that I just can not wrap my head around. Now I know pre-teens are the worst, and quite possibly the dumbest people alive, but this kid was a real treat. At first glance he seemed like a normal obnoxious pre-teen, but then I saw his hat. It read, "Don't get bit". I don't understand. Am I missing something. We are at a doctor's office so maybe he has rabies. I quickly got on WebMD and found that he did not have any of the symptoms, but I did recommend to the nurse that he get checked for testicular cancer as WebMD said he might have that. Now I am just more confused by this. I really hope that kid gets a muzzle to stop the biting. (the picture below is not of the actual hooligan, but it just shows how rebellious these pre-teens are.)