Where have all the good hippies gone?

For decades we have watched hippies do things like dance in the rain, drive VW buses, eat weird plants, and be addicted to things that no one should. I am offended by this lack of hippie. In today's world they just don't exist. It reminds me of a phrase my Grandma often says to me when I would ask her if people loved me, with a confused face she always says, "Huh? They just don't make em like they use to." Obviously she's referring to people's hearts and not to me... anyway, hippies today are not about that lifestyle anymore. They serve no purpose and are just annoying. The other day I was down the street and one yells, "don't be apart of the system man!" What offended me first was his tone. I am two feet away from you no need to shout. I was offended by his use of the word man, yes I am a man, but if you are addressing a stranger you should refer to them as sir or madam. It's just polite! Lastly I was offended by what he yelled. I was wearing gym shorts and a t-shirt with no gym insight. What "system" was I apart of? If a hippie has ever yelled this at you, and you've ever wondered what system you are apart of, don't ask the stupid hippie, they don't know. They all just yell it for no reason. He just kept saying it. It made no sense. Answer the dang question hippie! It made me miss that generation of hippie that is gone. No more free loving, protesting animal testing, and really hating war. Hippies today have no respect, way too many dogs, shout out nonsense, are not organized, and serve no purpose. It is time for you to go hippies. This post is in memory of Clifford Wyatt's dream of getting rid of hippies. Unfortunately they haven't gone away. The picture below shows just some old hippies getting how to be hippies.